Cosmic
Mayhem
Mini Golf & Axe Throwing · This Side of Uranus
18 holes of black-light mini golf, state-of-the-art axe lanes, a retro arcade, billiards & a fully-stocked bar — San Antonio's favorite entertainment center since 2017.
Attractions
Everything you need for date night, family night, or a bug-eyed group hang — all under one blacklight-drenched roof.
Black-Light Mini Golf
18 glow-in-the-dark holes packed with space-themed obstacles and retro alien-invasion decor. Playful for beginners, sneaky enough for pros.
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Axe Throwing
State-of-the-art lanes with a variety of built-in games. Walk-ins welcome. Valid ID for adults; kids 12+ with a parent.
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Retro Arcade
Ms. Pac-Man to modern racers, plus claw machines and carnival games like ring toss and basketball for plush prizes.
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Billiards & Full Bar
Pool tables in a fun space-themed setting. Cosmic cocktails, beer, wine, chips and sodas from the fully-stocked bar.
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It feels like walking into a Mars Attacks poster — glowing aliens, a great mix of mini golf, axe throwing, arcade and pool, and staff who genuinely make you feel like a regular. Ask for Kaya — and you'll probably meet owners Eric and Erika somewhere in the mix too.
Real guest sentiment · San Antonio
Fuel Up, Suit Up
Pay-as-you-play pricing straight from mission control.
Black-Light Mini Golf
General Admission
$12.99
/ person
Military · Law Enforcement · Fire · Teachers · First Responders
Applies to the entire group with valid ID
$11.99
/ person
Axe Throwing
30 Minutes
$12.99
/ person
1 Hour
Summer Special$16.99
/ person
1.5 Hours
$24.99
/ person
Groups larger than 12 must call (210) 437-1072 in advance · No outside food allowed
Lock In Your Slot
Pick your activity, choose a date and time, and beam yourself into a spot. Free cancellation up to 24 hours before your reservation.
Free cancellation up to 24 hours before your reservation. All adults need valid ID for axe throwing.
Join the Cosmic Crew
Monthly rounds of mini golf and axe throwing sessions, plus priority evening & weekend booking. Cancel your abduction anytime.
Cadet Pass
- ▸2 mini golf rounds / month
- ▸10% off arcade cards
- ▸Member-only monthly happy hour
Crew Pass
- ▸5 mini golf rounds / month
- ▸1 discounted axe throwing session / month
- ▸Early weekend booking (24h head-start)
- ▸15% off cosmic cocktails
Commander VIP
- ▸Unlimited mini golf rounds
- ▸1 free axe throwing session / month
- ▸Guaranteed priority slot booking
- ▸1 free guest pass / month
- ▸Reserved VIP lane during private events
Your Membership · Preview
Your Cosmic Slots
Monthly rounds used
Resets on the 1st · Cadet tier
Upcoming Reservations
- Confirmed
Mini Golf · Fri · Aug 22
7:00 PM
- Confirmed
Axe Throwing · Sun · Aug 24
3:00 PM
- Confirmed
Mini Golf · Sat · Sep 6
9:00 PM
Axe Throwing
Sharpen up on our state-of-the-art axe throwing lanes, packed with a variety of built-in games. Walk-ins are welcome anytime — or lock in a lane in advance.
- ▸ Valid ID required for all adults
- ▸ Kids 12+ welcome with a parent
- ▸ Multiple built-in throwing games
- ▸Sign the waiver online in advance ↗
Round 3 · Bullseye
Champ Throw Lanes
Book the Whole Mothership
Buy out the entire facility for your crew — mini golf, axe lanes, arcade, billiards, bar and all.
30-guest minimum · Exclusive use of the entire facility · Optional open-bar add-on for an additional fee. Have your crew sign the axe throwing waiver online in advance to save time on event day.
- ▸ Whole facility, all attractions
- ▸ Birthdays, corporate, bachelorette
- ▸ Custom cosmic cocktails available
- ▸ Dedicated staff for your event
Under the Blacklight
Vibrant retro sci-fi art, glowing everything, and an electric room full of humans having a good time.
Blacklight Mini Golf
Axe Lanes
Retro Arcade
UFO Skee-Ball
Full Bar & Lounge
Moon Room Games
Mascot Hole
Ping Pong Nebula
Signals from Guests
Paraphrased from the electric mix of real reviews across Google, Yelp, and Facebook.
"The blacklight decor looks straight out of a 1950s alien invasion poster — we spent hours here between mini golf, axe throwing and the arcade. Kaya at the bar was a total sweetheart."
"Brought the whole family for my nephew's birthday. Golf was fun without being brutal, kids loved the arcade, and the bar had a solid cocktail list for the parents."
"Best hidden gem in San Antonio. Eric and Erika clearly care about their spot — everything felt clean, glowing, and genuinely fun. Axe throwing was the highlight."
"Took out-of-town friends here and they couldn't stop talking about it. Great mix of activities under one roof and the staff kept the vibe electric all night."
Location & Hours
903 E. Bitters Rd, Ste 310 · San Antonio, TX 78216
Cosmic Mayhem
903 E. Bitters Rd, Ste 310
San Antonio, TX 78216
(210) 437-1072Groups over 12 — please call ahead to schedule a tee time. The venue closes promptly at closing time, so plan your arrival accordingly.
Transmission Received
The stuff earthlings ask us most, plus a couple about memberships.
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